Chapter 30

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 30: Judy Murray Assignation. It's approaching 5pm on 8th July 2019 and Richard Herring has hurt his big toe, but nothing can stop him stone clearing, not even the prickly plants that are threatening to take him down like the Triffids they dream of being. Richard has to get home to take over childcare and is also risking a curse by making his first harvest of stones to take off the field for (un)lucky kickstarters, so maybe he is a little distracted. But he also wants to risk a major daylight transgression, but will the mother of Andy and Jamie Murray turn up to thwart him? And is Prince Andrew going to start stone-clearing soon? Before this episode you would have said that was unlikely. But with stone clearing anything can happen.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Okay, cheers. Come on, Wolfie. Good girl.
0:37.2	Good girl. Come up.
0:40.2	Hello and welcome to Chapter 30, I think.
0:47.9	Can it be a potone clearing with Richard Harry?
0:53.8	It's the 8th of July.
0:56.5	This might be the last
0:57.7	going to clearing podcast of my 51s.
1:02.3	It's 5 to 5 in the evening.
1:04.3	It's a late night podcast.
1:05.6	I'm going to try and do
1:06.5	a reasonably quick one
1:08.6	as I'm taking care of the children in in 34 minutes so will I be home in time
1:14.3	will I have paid some stones in time that is the question I have the good news is I've located
1:22.6	my archaeological trial my wife had hidden it not deliberately don't think, but it's hard to know
1:29.0	for that she knows what the true significance of this thing is. But I'm out again in just my
1:35.9	swimming trunks, t-shirt and some old running shoes.
1:45.7	I have a foot injury.
1:47.9	I played football against my daughter yesterday.
1:50.7	I was just wearing my socks,
1:52.9	and I managed to kick the ground and save the ball.
1:57.6	Having to straighten my big toe in quite an unpleasant way.
2:02.1	But the tone clearing must continue whatever.
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