Chapter 3

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 728 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

No Sparks. After a couple of podcasts for newbies, we go right in to professional level stone-clearing, with a night clear, conducted at the unGodly hour of 6.15pm on November 23rd 2018. Richard's last night stone clear was an amazing success, filled with fear, magic, fire, ice and a huge stone. Will tonight be as successful? Will Richard fall victim to a Night Hawk? Will the dim light of his torch somehow discover treasure? But what is the meaning of treasure? Stone clearing will change your perception of this and also of your own self-worth. It's not just the night that is dark as the podcast continues, it is Richard's heart and mood and for this reason we advise any high-spirited new stone clearers to save this podcast for a time later in their career. Sure it's a profession full of joy, but it's also full of the darkness at the heart of the void that you are exposing via your work. Richard ate his curry with his wife after, and was gay and kept his experiences out in the war against the stones to himself. Only you know how he was really feeling. Only you know what he is attempting. Keep the secret.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Come, well, speak.
0:31.6	We'll be, hold on.
0:35.5	Come on, here you go.
0:44.5	Okay, welcome to chapter three of stone clearing for richard herring this is recorded on the evening of uh i think's the 23rd of november we're going out for some night stone clearing.
1:01.5	Dusk has come and gone. This is a very dark night. It's cloudy. No stars, no moon. We're going out
1:09.1	to the dark field.
1:11.5	Anything could happen.
1:15.4	And this is up to now, we've... Oh my God, it is dark.
1:17.3	Up to now, we've very much been catering to newbies.
1:23.2	Maybe it was a mistake.
1:25.1	I just wanted to try and involve everybody.
1:29.6	I've had some moronic comments from people.
1:36.9	When I say the Stones talk to you, they don't literally talk to you.
1:41.0	You just can work out what they're after what they want, which ones.
1:46.4	If they're literally talking to you, you're insane.
1:48.8	Okay, so, I mean, you know, I don't know how much more basic I can really go on this thing.
1:57.3	But, um, Nightstone clearing is not to be attempted by newbies.
2:03.6	Please, if you're new to this, you will have been going for at least three or four months before you even.
2:08.6	Try something like this. It's dangerous. It's scary.
2:12.6	And I like light to light. The shadows jump out of you. There are ghosts everywhere you may meet other dog walkers in the night and be scared because you're worried they're going to attack you. And there are some advantages to coming at night time. There are some disadvantages. We'll go through that. In this what will be a shorter podcast, because you cannot afford to stay out here for a long
2:35.6	time at night.
2:37.9	The ghosts of Sun Clear as pastor here to stop you jealous of your life.
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