Before we begin today's episode, let's hear from Dennis O'Hare and Alex Aldeha about our sponsor.

Um, so tell me, am I brushing my teeth right?

No, you're not brushing your teeth right.

What?

About I for years at a brushing my teeth the same way.

Everybody's brushing our teeth wrong and that's because you're not using quip, Dennis.

What's quip?

Well, you know, quip is a great electric toothbrush that's a fraction of the cost of cold-fier- of bulkier brushes

while still packing just around of vibrations to help you clean your teeth.

So wait, wait, now here's my problem.

When I brush my teeth, I'm always like, am I doing it long enough?

When do I get to stop?

I mean, is there a way to like someone to help me?

Well, funny you asked, Dennis, because every 30 seconds, they give a little pulse-setting,

uh, remind a alarm that helps you switch spots and so you have the full experience of brushing.

Well, what's the recommended time I should be brushing my teeth anyway?

Uh, two minutes with guiding pulses that remind you when to switch sides.

What?

Brilliant.

And, uh, quip subscription plans are for your health, not just convenience.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, subscription plan?

Oh, yeah, Dennis.

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