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Midnight Burger

Chapter 26: Brunch.

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

“While we're on brunch, how about hollandaise sauce? Not for me. Bacteria love hollandaise. And hollandaise, that delicate emulsion of egg yolks and clarified butter, must be held at a temperature not too hot nor too cold, lest it break when spooned over your poached eggs. Unfortunately, this lukewarm holding temperature is also the favorite environment for bacteria to copulate and reproduce in.”-Anthony Bourdain

Cast:

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

Leif - Tom Moorman


Guest Starring:

Shelly Darrington as Quin

Nhea Durousseau as Tamara


Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson


Music:

Lonesome Road Blues - The Blue Ridge Duo

Christ Arose! - Robert Lowery

What a Friend We Have in Jesus - Stanley and Burr


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0:00.0

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0:03.6

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0:07.5

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0:13.0

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0:18.0

Previously on Midnight Burger, Joe didn't have COVID.

0:21.0

But now...

0:21.8

Oh shit.

0:22.4

They're coming right out!

0:23.1

Go!

0:23.6

It's going to be fine, kids.

0:24.4

But seriously, get a booster shot. And then get a booster shot for your booster shot. And then a booster shot for that, booster shot. Shots on shots, on shots. We need to stop this woman. I know. It's been well established that Clementine is problemo numero uno, but the kids have made themselves a plan.

0:40.3

It's a trap. well established that Clementine is problemo numero uno, but the kids have made themselves

0:39.2

a plan.

0:40.3

It's a trap.

0:41.1

Theoretically, if we can keep Clementine here for a while, we may be able to throw

0:47.2

water on the witch.

0:48.3

I want to trap her here.

0:50.4

Wow.

0:51.5

I really hate this idea.

0:53.0

Before we make a time crystal, we're going to have to make a quantum computer from scratch.

0:58.4

And then we had a nice day.

1:00.0

Casper's mom stopped by.

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