And thank you so much for joining us once again. It is the nightly pleasure's podcast. I am your host and the author of the piece you're going to hear today. The great knight. You can call me daddy. You can call me Jack. You can call me what you want. Just keep on coming back. Hi. How are you doing? So, uh, ladies ask me a lot of questions because of how attractive I am, how intelligent, how

evocative, and, and how deep I am. And it keeps coming back, after all these episodes and all these

years, it keeps coming back to one central question. I get asked over and over again, and so I thought I would give it

just a little bit of an update and an answer today. What ladies want to know about me

more than anything else is, Jack, how's the cat? How's the cat doing?

Jack, how's the kitty cat?

And the answer is, she's fine.

She's okay.

She's an old lady, so you don't hear her as much.

She's gotten pretty used to the routine that I put her in prison to record.

It took a long time, but we got there, eventually, her and I.

I put her in a room and record, and she no longer resents me for it.

I go to sleep, she's right there, She's horny for it. She scratches her little

post. It's a two and one, like it's a step to get on and off the bed because it's a graduated

post with different stations, different levels. And so she scratches it and then she jumps up.

She gets into bed with me. She always picks the same side every time we go to sleep. Usually I wake up and she's still there. We had a bit of a problem started, I'd say about, I don't know, nine months ago as of recording this. She just, she started to scream from another room.

And at first I was super concerned because she's at an old age now.

She's 17 and then some.

And I thought, well, this is where you start getting kitty dementia.

This is where you start getting kiddies Alzheimer's and what have you.

And she started screaming and I'd be like, baby,'s Alzheimer's and what have you. And she started

screaming and I'd be like, baby, I'm right here, come here. And then she'd come. Well,

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