Chapter 20

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 16 April 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 20: The Ditch Yat Ftopped Brexit. It's the evening of 15th April 2019 and Richard Herring takes his dog out to do a fhit, whilst secretly going about his own work, to create a monument of such enduring glory that it will make the twilight years of his life worthwhile. It's an oddly sexually charged chapter, with Richard annoyed that the early promise of being seduced by randy village women has come to naught, but at least some of the dog walkers might be getting some. And even though Herring has his eyes on something more valuable than the tawdry rewards of a snatched sexual encounter, he does believe his quest has a few short term benefits, like keeping this country in the EU, as it has been for millennia. If you want a stolen stone or a cool T-shirt or to see a documentary about Herring's quest or just to guarantee another 25 episodes of this podcast in 2019 then donate whatever you wish to our Kickstarter campaign http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	Wait.
0:24.9	Come on, sweet you could go.
0:30.8	Oh, hello and welcome to Chapter 20, I think.
0:36.6	Of Stencklearing Richard Herring.
0:39.3	Still, the premiere, Stonecloon podcast in Britain,
0:44.9	another world, thanks to Brian Bramble.
0:50.3	I don't think it's all really powerful, but it's...
0:52.4	It's an evening one again, it's 1722. It's the 15th of April, 2019. Of course, pretty much any time of the year, we'd still have a little bit of light at this stage, but it's a bright, sunshiny day in the spring
1:15.8	before the ecological disasters ruined this country, if you're listening in the future,
1:25.8	turned it into a barren wasteland, which the only advantage of it did mean stone clearing became a lot easier than that's in the future.
1:33.3	I am now, thanks of stone clearing, able to step through time and visit any point in the past or future.
1:49.0	But I'll use that information wisely.
1:52.4	No spoilers for those of you listening in real time.
1:56.8	But it's nice to communicate with the futurists,
1:59.8	of course, there will be that way of listening in the future
2:05.1	as an explosion from the sun
2:09.0	will have destroyed all technology that will involve the broadcasts of podcast.
2:15.8	But listen, let's not
2:17.5	dwell on that this is a happy
2:19.5	time it's 2019 where nothing's going
2:21.3	wrong and
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