Chapter 20: Do Not Go Quietly Unto Your Grave
Midnight Burger
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4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
Season 2 Finale!
Departures, arrivals, goodbyes, hellos, fights, realizations, idiocy, tacos...
Funerals, am I right?
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring:
Jessica Morris as BertBert
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Newt Schottelkotte as Shel
Benjamin Burdick as Ted
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
Master Mason Degree Dirge
I'm Going Way Back Home - Avon Comedy Four
The Strolling Yodeler - Matt Keefe
O Mio Bambino Caro - Frances Alda
Missouri Hoedown - The California Haylofters
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Midnight Burger, surrounded by assholes. |
| 0:06.7 | Welcome to the party, Nancy Sinatra. All the fish are just jumping into my boat now, aren't they? |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, Leif. Look at all the cannons I'm firing right now. Everybody takes turns trying to save the day. |
| 0:21.6 | First up, Leif, with the pawn sacrifice. |
| 0:24.3 | But if you can get us out of this jam, I will come back and work for you. |
| 0:27.5 | Oh, yeah? |
| 0:28.1 | Whoa. |
| 0:28.3 | You most certainly will not. |
| 0:29.5 | Leif, what the fuck? |
| 0:30.6 | Coming out of nowhere is Casper with institutional malaise. |
| 0:34.1 | Winning sucks. |
| 0:35.8 | It really does. |
| 0:37.2 | This restaurant is terrible. |
| 0:40.1 | Zero stars for sure. |
| 0:41.4 | And then Shell goes straight up Socrates and just poisons a motherfucker. |
| 0:45.2 | And what makes you think that I'm going? |
| 0:47.4 | Because I just poisoned you. |
| 0:49.0 | All of them fail, except for one. |
| 0:52.1 | I am Leif. |
| 1:00.0 | I live forever. I live forever in every moment I've existed. I swear to every star in the cosmos, |
| 1:04.0 | I never forgot it was a gift. |
| 1:07.0 | Not for one second. And... |
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