For the best listening experience, headphones are recommended. Time, water, I'm gonna'clock. I'm weather at...

Hi, wait.

...incoming broadcast from Desert Sky's Astroplane Fuel and Service Station. Greetings, travelers still traversing through the astral plane.

This is the attendant coming to you from Desert Skies.

Here to bring you some advice and remind you of some important information for navigating the celestial spheres.

Let's get to it.

There are 11 rest areas along the road, and I recommend stopping as needed.

When I say rest areas, don't think of the traditional human bodily fluid relief units you

may have visited when still present on the physical plane.

We don't do that here.

These rest stations are for soul relief, specifically the relief of burdens you carry with you from your time on Earth.

Stop at one, stop at all 11. Lots of baggage. Take advantage.

Okay, what's next here?

Okay, there are 33 spheres you must cross before reaching the next plane of existence.

Each sphere being moved by a powerful celestial being.

Most are benevolent, some are malevolent. And you'd be surprised how hard it is to know, which is which. As we say around here, they may look evil, friendly, or sad, not worth the risk.

Assume they're all bad.

If you're a traveler fresh off the physical plane,

you'll soon be arriving at Desert Skies.

We look forward to meeting you.

Be sure to try one of our freshly baked donuts.

We're assuming they're freshly baked

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