Chapter 18: Farmhouse
Midnight Burger
Business Goose Media
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2022
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Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring:
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Benjamin Burdick as Ted
Melody Bridges as Låfftrax
Newt Schottelkotte as Shel
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
Where the River Shannon Flows - Columbia Stellar Quartette
God so Loved the World - Trinity Quartette
We Sat Beneath the Maple on the Hill - Vernon Dalhart
Santa Lucia - Mario Chamlee
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Midnight Burger, Gloria is that whoops, the Ted's found them. |
| 0:04.5 | They found us. |
| 0:09.5 | But then, at the last minute, they were swept away by some sort of spatial distortion baloney. |
| 0:14.5 | Leave, grab the radio. |
| 0:16.0 | Everybody, hang on to each other. |
| 0:19.0 | Getting back to the spatial distortion baloney, I know you guys keep asking for it. We don't know when we're getting it back in stock. It's hard to tell, okay? So just we will let you know, I promise. Anyway, across three galaxies, an old dog gets on the trail. Avast? I see the white whale. Is it the diner? |
| 0:38.1 | We found it! That's great! |
| 0:38.5 | Just real quick, back to the spatial distortion bologna. Listen, we know you guys love it, okay? We really do want to give it to you, but it's very mysterious as to when it comes back into stock. You know, it's like the McRib. What was it talking about? Oh, right. Remember that time when Ava seemingly made friends with some kind of, you know, |
| 0:58.7 | thing? I've been trying to figure it out, but it's been trying to figure us out at the same time. |
| 1:05.6 | What has? I don't know. |
| 1:07.3 | What are physicists ever talking about? |
| 1:12.0 | Let's start the shift. |
| 1:30.3 | Hello? Hi! |
| 1:31.3 | Oh, it's shell! |
| 1:32.3 | Jesus! |
| 1:33.3 | You know, it's not my fault that I blend in with most landscapes. |
| 1:38.3 | You're right. I'm sorry. |
| 1:40.3 | Remind me at some point to put a bell around your neck. |
| 1:48.0 | So, here we are. |
| 1:49.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:51.8 | Which is where? |
| 1:53.9 | No idea. |
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