Chapter 14

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 28 February 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 14 - Stone Jesus. It's about 7.50am on 28th February 2019, the sun shines through the mist and the ground is moist and it's time to find out what has been going on in the field this week. Richard lays out of his fears of death, but his certain resurrection to eternal life and figurehead of a new religion, with a better wall than any of the others can boast. Along the way he is spied on by geese and a mysterious many dogged figure who chills Richard's stone heart, but gives him an excellent new tactic that will win you any game of chess. Today's size guide is the potato. Familiarise yourself with potatoes before the podcast or it will make little to no sense. Read more about stone clearing at http://richardherring.com

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Wolfie Wulfos, come here.
0:33.2	Wolfie Wulfoos, come here.
0:35.3	Wolfie, Wofy Wolfie Wufus.
0:37.6	I'm my little wolf fools?
0:42.7	All right, I'm just going out.
0:46.5	Bye.
0:48.4	Remember whatever happens to me, I love you very much.
0:51.7	Bye.
0:53.3	Come on, sweet heart.
0:54.5	Good girl.
0:56.7	It's welcome to another episode of Stone Clearing in which, Herring.
1:00.8	It's at 7.50 on the 28th February, chat wolf.
1:07.8	There's a car coming.
1:09.6	Always, it's always a sad and weird thing leaving the house.
1:13.6	I'm aware that any stone clearing, I forgot my gloves, right, it's bare-handed snowed
1:19.6	stone clearing today.
1:22.6	I'm always aware that any stone-clearing jaunt could be my last,
1:27.7	that irate villagers,
1:29.8	worried about me disrupting what they see as the natural order,
1:33.4	also just people who are pissed off of me throwing stones at their fence and stuff.
1:38.3	I'm well aware that I could be killed doing this,
1:41.8	and nightwalks, obviously, and there's a lot of danger but I wanted to know that
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