Chapter 13: The Stairs Are Alive (SEASON 1 FINALE)

Ghosthoney’s Dream Machine

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Society & Culture, Fiction, Comedy, Comedy Fiction, Personal Journals

5 • 775 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Ghosthoney discovers the creeking sounds in his house at night are the ruminations of his sentient staircase who, for some reason, speaks in a French accent. Follow Ghosthoney on Insta: @TylerGaca Follow Ghosthoney on TikTok: @Ghosthoney Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/GhosthoneysDreamMachinePodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/GhosthoneysDreamMachinePodcast Ghosthoney's Dream Machine is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hot people
0:02.0	Woooo
0:04.0	Woo
0:06.0	Welcome Breathe.
0:25.7	Welcome to Ghost honies.
0:27.4	Dream the shoe.
0:31.1	Here's first act of Cold Porter's Kiss Me, Kate.
0:35.3	Greetings, gentle listeners.
0:41.3	I'm not sure what time you're all listening to this, but it is very late at night where I am, or very early in the morning, I guess.
0:46.3	Let's see, it's now...
0:48.3	Oh, 3 a.m.
0:51.3	Ooh, the winching hour.
0:53.3	I stayed up really late, binging the Great British Bake Off with
0:57.0	Rose. And then we started watching random food competition shows and somehow ended up watching
1:04.0	pumpkin carving videos on YouTube. I don't know. It's been a weird night. But God, do I love
1:10.3	pumpkins?
1:11.6	Do you have a favorite season? As a spooky boy myself, I've always loved the fall.
1:16.6	The leaves on the trees changing colors, the moody gray, stormy skies, Halloween, and my birthday,
1:24.6	and who could forget the pumpkin-scented candles? Ooh, and the pumpkin-flavored breads, apple cider, candy, oh, and the pumpkin-flavored cakes,
1:34.3	apple strudel, pumpkin pie, caramel apples, oh, and the pumpkin-flavored coffee.
1:41.3	Oh, dancing skeletons?
1:42.3	Oh, my favorite. But here in Southern California,
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