Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge | Order of the Phoenix

Through the Griffin Door

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🗓️ 9 November 2025

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Join J and Ben as they dive into Chapter 12 of the Order of the Phoenix and discuss Dean being Switzerland, Fred and George’s flyer, Ron’s subtle Quidditch hints, OWLs, Snape still being a bad Potions teacher, Divination class, and every infuriating moment of Umbridge’s class.

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0:00.0	Welcome, dear listeners, I'm Jonathan Carlin.
0:21.2	And I'm Benjamin Carlin.
0:22.8	And we invite you to join us through the Gryffindor, your one-way ticket to the enchanting world of Harry Potter.
0:28.7	So grab your wands and dust off your broomsticks and join us as we unlock the dark corridors inside.
0:34.8	Order of the Phoenix Chapter 12 chapter 12 professor umbrage
0:39.0	gross i know i know she's here she is here unfortunately although unfortunately
0:48.6	we should really just change it to unfortunately unfortunately unfortunately and people people are like, why are you saying it like that?
0:55.5	And we're like, I think you know.
0:56.4	I think you know.
1:12.4	I think you know. You get it, right? Like you've read Harry Potter or the Phoenix chapter 12. You get it. Yeah. Yeah. She's the worst. Yeah. Like, I mean, so, well, before we, we dive improper to here to the chapter art, We can now officially announce that the Southwest Tour is officially on the books.
1:11.4	It is officially out out there in the world. Tickets are available. We are going
1:17.5	to be kicking off in Denver, traveling to Las Vegas, uh, Salt Lake City, Phoenix, Houston, and Dallas.
1:26.7	Look at you. We're remembering all the cities. I was like, I got
1:29.2	halfway through. It was like, I'm missing one in my head. Yeah. If you are, if you are interested in
1:35.1	coming to see through the Griffin tour, the live version of this podcast, the greatest
1:40.6	community event on the internet as far as I can tell. I mean, I think it goes without saying.
1:45.2	Yeah, we goes without saying. Uh, yeah, tickets are already on sale. We put up the announcement
1:49.5	earlier this week. Um, but, uh, the, the dates in case you're curious, if you haven't heard yet,
1:55.2	it is going to be March 7th in Denver, March 9th in Salt Lake City, March 11th in Las Vegas, March 12th in Phoenix,
2:05.1	March 14th in Houston, and March 15th in Dallas. Yeah, and what I'm really excited about for
2:10.6	this one, and we did have through a little bit of shifty bits, but you know, I think it works out
2:13.9	all the same, but we will be tackling the final six chapters of Order of the Phoenix throughout the course of this tour.
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