I'll talk to your personal subjects with the facts you be tense, but we are a subsides here to make things make sense.

Today we're talking about lip chap.

Gonna make those lip snazzy and plump.

The question is though, does it even work?

If it does, how does it work?

Or is there a potential that it's worse for you to use it in the first place?

And that you'd be better off just keeping those lips nacing clean?

Whoa, got a wash slip.

Wow, I've ever washed my lips.

Oh, I'm a white person, so I also don't wash my legs.

But I guess if you wash your face, your lips are probably accidentally gone.

Yeah, but I've never.

Oh, I'm so sad talking about them because there's a reason why maybe because our lips are actually quite different than our cheek skin.

Yeah, true.

And I mean, you're constantly licking lips and like...

I ain't washing, honey.

Well, if you don't have a dog, what?

Yeah, well, Ernie does it. That's how he washes himself.

I love that.

Like when a dog likes you after fully eating shit and then everyone's like,

they have the cleanest mouths, I'm like, well, they don't because I just saw it eat Timmy's turn.

Yeah, true though.

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