Okay, let's talk about it.

What, my morning.

Zara's had the morning from a sitcom.

Well, also, can I just say we're only recording 10 minutes late, which I would also like to put

on the record, even when I'm running really, really, really late.

Captain Efficiency.

I try, my best.

Flat tire.

And I tell you the greatest shame of all.

I reckon I've had three flat tires in my lifetime.

How many do you reckon you've had?

You've had three flat tyres in your lifetime?

Is that heaps?

That's a lot. Is that a lot?

That's a lot.

I've not had one.

I've had one and I don't even remember if it was me.

I think it might have been my little sister but I was in the car.

I don't think I've personally... Wait, why are you getting to be flat ties? I'm over-indexing for flat ties. Are you pumping your ties? God, no. No, people are definitely sabotaging you. Well, I parked in front of a house for two days and I genuinely wonder, guys. But the great shame of all is that of all the three flat tires I've had in my lifetime, I've never recognised it myself.

It's always been a tap on the window. Oh, yeah. And I don't, and it's always this morning was a lovely 60-year-old man. Why? You give me shit for not being a good driver, which I'll put my hand up. I am not a good driver. I don't think I've ever said that, have I? We told it.

Well, you haven't said it, but it's felt.

I mean, same thing. I am not a good driver. I don't think I've ever said that, have I? We told it, well, you haven't said it, but it's felt. I mean, same thing. I love that she said, she didn't say, I don't think you're a bad driver. She said, I've never said that out loud. Very lawyer of you. I stand by that. In your aura that you think I'm a bad driver, the fact you couldn't detect this? Well, the worst part was this morning when I was driving. I was like, God, the steering on this car needs work. I was like, I'm booking it in for a service when I get home. I was like, why am I leaning forward? Bad. And I don't want to be a 31 year old stereotype, which is that I can't recognize my own flat tires, but it appears I am. I don't think that is a 31-year-old stereotype.

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