Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:38:01 Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06 Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06 Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23 Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10 Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11 Support The Show! 34:58:21 Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02 Find A Trove Of […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, February 3rd, 2025.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, press your chap lips against my well-lobed labia.
0:08.5	Plus, a park bench humper gets confronted, freezing your penis to the concrete,
0:13.4	and cosplaying as an ice agent just for the lulls event.
0:17.2	All this, but your voicemails.
0:18.7	Did I?
0:24.5	Distortals. event. All this, but your voicemails Jedi. Distorted View Daily
0:26.0	proudly celebrates
0:28.1	Black History Month.
0:30.5	Girl, I got something
0:32.5	for you tonight.
0:33.8	Let me ask you.
0:35.0	Don't you want my big
0:36.6	black cock, my big black cock, my big black, my big black. Don't you want my big black cock My big black cock my big black
0:39.5	Don't you want my big black cock
0:42.2	My big black cock my big black
0:44.5	My fat cock is the size of a gun case
0:47.7	I unravel my gavel and slap it in your face
0:50.5	Don't be surprised
0:51.8	I knock out your eyes like a sword from a samurai.
0:55.3	My black mamba loves your mama.
0:57.7	I beat it up with my cock like a piñata.
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