Chapo Trap House presents: A Christman Carol

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🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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CHAPO TRAP HOUSE presents "A CHRISTMAN CAROL" starring MATT CHRISTMAN, WILL MENAKER, FELIX BIEDERMAN, VIRGIL TEXAS, AMBER A'LEE FROST, and JAMES ADOMIAN, with CHRIS WADE, BRENDAN JAMES, and special guests ROB WHISMAN and STEFAN HECK. Produced by CHRIS WADE. CHAPO TRAP HOUSE presents "A CHRISTMAN CAROL," starring MATT CHRISTMAN as "HIMSELF" WILL MENAKER as "WEE WILL" and the NARRATOR FELIX BIEDERMAN as "HIMSELF" VIRGIL TEXAS as "HIMSELF," "THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST," and "REDDITOR" AMBER A'LEE FROST as "THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT" and "MEGHAN" JAMES ADOMIAN as "THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS YET TO COME" and "CHRIS" featuring BRENDAN JAMES as "BRENDAN'S GHOST" CHRIS WADE as "THE BOY" with special guests ROB WHISMAN as "HIMSELF" STEFAN HECK as "HIMSELF"

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0:00.0	Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I'm going to be easy to jump on.
0:35.0	All I'm going to be is a jump on.
0:38.0	We're a problem with them.
0:41.0	I'm going to be able to be shows. Chappo, Chappo, it's your Chappo for this week.
0:55.0	Chappo is here and we're here because it's a special day.
0:58.7	We decided to give you something special,
1:00.4	a Christmas treat for you under your tree and if you don't sell by Christmas
1:05.2	well then no presents for you because we don't care about you but we're gonna give you
1:08.8	something special today on the show finally we're gonna let Felix do a whole episode about Syria.
1:16.2	All right so everyone's familiar with the story of Christmas but imagine if it wasn't a
1:19.6	carpentry it was a fucking optometrist. The moneylanders are fucking here, but they're putting takes.
1:26.0	The Arizona.
1:27.0	Felix, I was actually wondering if we could do something else today,
1:32.0	something a little more in keeping with the season.
1:35.0	Who defends more Christians in Syria than I...
1:39.0	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
1:40.0	Okay, so Chris, you know, new guy, new producer, new fish, pretty pretty bold.
1:48.0	You're going to just see the direction of our Christmas show now?
1:52.0	Well, I wouldn't presume to even, you know,
1:54.6	it's suggestive, but I just thought
1:56.4	this will go up on Christmas day
1:58.6	and I thought we might do something,
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