Chaos is the answer
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Arsenal went to Kenilworth Road and stole the points! Just like Aaron Ramsdale’s dad stole Arsenal’s Christmas decorations...
After a brilliant game of football Marcus, Jim, Vish and Andy are here to explain why chaos is the answer for Luton Town going forward.
They then all agree that chaos is definitely NOT the answer for Man United ahead of a potentially season-defining clash with Chelsea tonight and celebrate the FC Twente fan that successfully carried 64 beers back to his seat. Plus, is Chris Wilder the answer for Sheffield United? He knows the club, after all.
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| 1:17.8 | Call me anything you want baby. Welcome to the football ramble |
| 1:26.7 | Arsenal broke Luton's hearts and Wolves won. It's Wednesday 6th of December. |
| 1:30.4 | I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Jim Campbell. I'm Andy Russell. |
| 1:32.8 | And I'm Do you Shinnah Hunter Roger. Welcome one and all it's midweek we've made it thus far and it's good to have you |
| 1:50.9 | with us. Thanks to friend of the Ramble, Joey Lacort, |
| 1:53.7 | for sending us today's intro line. |
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