you guys are like having a bonnet one

I've jerked off while driving

oh yeah yeah yeah I feel like that's normal

somebody else's like driveway

oh same somebody else's driveway

well yeah I had to pull off the interstate

and like you know and I was like well you, I'm gonna finish in this Burger King bag.

And shout to Burger King.

Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?

Oh, you know exactly what I need.

You're like just praying that the lights turn on and someone catches you.

Oh no, I didn't want to be caught.

But like if they did, I was so close.

Like, get me a minute.

I'm done.

Every time I'm about to come, Emily walks in on me.

It's so disappointing.

And then you come immediately.

And she walks in and I'm like, I'm coming. Jamie's just edging herself until Amy walks in. Emily, he has had, Amy. Oh, the alcohol's hit. Who the fuck did you just call me? I did say Amy. Who's Amy? Who's Amy? Who's Amy? Who's Amy? Oh, fuck yourself. Amy from the Chili's. Oh, so you're getting jerked off in Chili's? Oh, no, no. I jerk myself off. I just call myself Amy. It's my alter ego. That's every man's dream right there. Getting jerked off in a chili. Wait, so, Ray, where's the weirdest place you've jerked off? Besides driving, because he said it I know I had a good one though I feel like you got weird ones I feel you got weird ones I jerked off into a Dunkin Donuts bag while driving While watching my ex-masturbate Through the phone While I was driving You were FaceTiming her? Yeah That's hot We've lived the same one. The only difference is, I've jerked off in so many comedy clubs.

No, you haven't.

No, you have.

Comedy seller? For sure. The stand, for sure.

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