Chanel Ayan & Reza Farahan: Protein & Witch Cars
Jeff Lewis Has Issues
SiriusXM
4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. For the last is a decade, you've been covering disasters. That's right. That's why he's here. The math ain't mass and the gay ain't gay in. Later, you're going to need to do maintenance. Why? To be attractive for who? Oh, for us. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. |
| 0:21.9 | In today's episode, Chanel Ion and Reza Farahan joined the show. |
| 0:25.0 | We talk about American diets and drug resets. |
| 0:27.7 | Plus, Chanel has an interaction with a possessed car. |
| 0:33.7 | Good morning. |
| 0:34.9 | Good morning, my darling. |
| 0:36.2 | We were complimenting you. |
| 0:37.1 | Good morning. First of all, Reza has his bling on today. And you are blonde today. I love it. Thank you. I wanted to look like a whore. Like a whore. She's a rich bitch. Yeah. She's bringing out. Allo and blonde hair. That is an LA.A. Ho. Thank you. Thank you. |
| 1:12.8 | I feel like I've arrived in L.A. Like, basically, I'm a L.A. beach right now. Do you live here now? I feel like I do live here. She lives in Beverly Hills in a mansion. In a mansion. But I think they're going to kick me out soon. In the village of Beverly Hills. Yes, in the village of Beverly Hills. because I got drunk recently and I threw up on a $50,000 carpet in the room. No. And I didn't even know I threw up because I don't drink in Dubai. Don't mess it up for us for now. I know. I know. So I was like so scared. And I went to Brando. I'm like, Brando, oh my God, oh my God. I threw up in the cup and I don't remember throwing up. That's how bad it was. |
| 1:28.2 | And it's not like I drank so much wine. |
| 1:29.7 | I had four glasses of wine. |
| 1:30.7 | I'm a light bitch. |
| 1:32.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.1 | But it's a lot for a little. Hello, you weigh 80 pounds. Four glasses of wine is a lot for you. I mean, it's a lot for most people. |
| 1:39.6 | I know, so I threw up, and I don't drink much, |
| 1:42.1 | and it was all over the carpet. |
| 1:43.3 | They had to call the carpet people. |
| 1:44.7 | Red wine? Red wine? |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 1:46.8 | It was nasty. |
| 1:47.2 | Brandon, is it coming up? So I threw up and I don't drink much And it was all over the carpet. They had to call the carpet people. |
| 1:44.8 | Red wine? |
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