Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks FC podcast.

Hello, R Squad and welcome to Champions League Takeaway here on Rank's FC, recording live and direct straight after Barcelona's breathless three-all-drawal with Inter in the Champions League's semi-final first leg.

My name is Jack Collins, and I will be your host today.

And joining me across the water from San Diego is Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate.

Yeah. Oh, what a game.

What a game.

Yeah, not one.

I watched it on my own and I hate watching games like that on my own.

I've got no, you know, I've got obviously texting you and texting some other people and you've got Twitter and stuff to, like, I don't even tweet, but during games like that, I have to tweet because I can't get the feelings out.

You know, Taylor's working at home, but she didn't care.

Dylan came home from school 10 minutes from the end, and he did care, and he was gutted,

he'd missed it.

You have to watch you back with him.

It's one of those.

I was even chatting to chat GPT at one point, mate.

That's too much.

You can just text me, man.

I will reply.

Who are they describing? Who are, who

are these words describing, Jack? Staggering, breathtaking, eye popping, enchanting,

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