Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our look at Champions League, colon, the phase.

Match day two, we're going to make it stick.

In which the gunners pulled a Parisian stunner, Barcelona show perfect poise against young boys.

Dortmund connected the dots against the Scots.

Rao Madrid went to France and left with one word, and that is Mird.

Athlete went to Lisbon and drew a blank while getting their milkshake drank.

And Aston Villa pulled off a thriller thanks to their main man, John Duran.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today.

It's a power trio, Joe Lowry,

an equilateral side of that power trio. Hello, Joe. Yes, I'm here. It's a power trio today,

unfortunately, no Taylor Rockwell. We miss you, Taylor. I do want to say I wholeheartedly endorse

the phase, because as we've decided before, league phase is stupid and phase sounds much cooler, even if it does sound like a weird sci-fi movie from like the early 90s. But I feel like that also makes it right up your alley, Ryan. So there's that. Maybe so. How about Champions League, the phasinging? I think that's the sequel to the phase, actually. It's like the Champions League spinoff of the phase. I think that's where getting ahead of myself joe but good notes thank you very much graham ryan ruffin also here hello graham hello ryan i think the phase sounds like the basis for like a 90s grunge band uh the phase is this is our basest the phase i think it's f a it might just be f a z or p h a z it was definitely there's a z for sure definitely got a z in there you somewhere yeah yeah it's the edge from you two vibes maybe as well exactly that's slightly less cool if you're gonna go down that road there we go yeah i'm not envision this guy with a with a beanie guy's... Full head of hair under there, Graham.

Full head of hair.

No questions asked under... And Graham, those a thing or two about hair.

Let's be honest with ourselves on that front.

Main feed listeners, we need to inform you that on TSS Plus, which you can access on

Patreon.com slash Togunosok Show, Graham revealed his hairdresser has informed him. He has to get his

haircut every two weeks because this is coming from the person who sells him haircuts. He has hair

that grows quicker than anybody else he's ever seen. Graham, you're right to respond. Yeah, I feel like

the racket has been exposed at this point. My eyes have been opened.

As I said yesterday, it's like when Apple slow down my iPhone,

just when the new iPhone gets released.

...