Champions League Review! PSG's controversial comeback vs. Newcastle, Barca’s Joao connection, chaos in Turkey & more
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Ryan, Graham, and Joe dig into the latest Champions League action! We chat about each game from Matchday 5. Why are there so many referee controversies these days? What’s the latest in the Group of Death? Can Barcelona stabilize? Why was Galatasaray vs. Man United so crazy? All that — and so, so much more — on the show.
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| 0:58.7 | Man United, congratulations. |
| 1:00.4 | You have been successful in making us talk about you once again with an Erestroon classic game in Istanbul. |
| 1:05.7 | Newcastle were denied a famous win by a very controversial penalty. |
| 1:09.8 | Lons were denied a win by a very spectacular |
| 1:12.2 | Arsenal performance. We had Americans scoring and assisting in Seville. We had Americans not |
| 1:17.5 | scoring and not playing in Milan. There was a spectacular comeback for Inter, another shaky one for |
| 1:22.9 | Barcelona, and of course, Jude Bellingham doing Jude Bellingham things. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. He's got a backwards baseball cap on. It's Joe Lowry, everybody, just painting a picture, Joe, for the listener. Thank you. Yeah, I think that's the number one thing people want when they listen to podcasts is they want pictures to be painted for them. And I say that as a former host of a podcast that only talked about tactics. So I'm right there with you, Ryan. Also, Christian Polisic, son of your, |
| 1:49.0 | your dear friends, the Polisics, he was on the field from Milan. I don't know. Where's the |
| 1:54.2 | Polisic Slander coming from Ryan? Explain yourself. Not all Milanese Americans were playing. Is |
| 1:59.8 | that right? See. Very true. Very true. Also, not all Americans in Dort Americans were playing. Is that right? See, very true, very true. |
| 2:01.8 | Also, not all Americans in Dortmund were playing also in that game. |
| 2:05.4 | Silence, let's move swiftly onward. Someone else is here to talk about stuff. Cool, cool, cool. All right, well, I'm glad we cleared that out, Joe. I'm glad we cleared up the headwear situation. Whenever I'm listening to a podcast, it's always, yeah, I like what they're saying, but are they wearing a hat? |
| 2:00.9 | What are they wearing on their heads? |
| 2:02.3 | We need to know. |
| 2:03.7 | Now you have to do the same for Graham. |
| 2:05.5 | Indeed. Graham, rather than joining us, Graham, not wearing a hat today. Are you a hat guy? I'm not sure you're a hat guy. Not really a baseball cap. Like a woolly hat. I wear a willy hat quite often as people will see on the Patreon when I do my Starlin Albion videos but nothing on my head today besides this peroxide |
| 2:19.0 | blonde. It's almost, it's almost gone. I actually think it kind of looks good right now, but I can't see the... Oh, thanks, Joe. Yeah, it's not bad. Just as well. You look good, Graham. You're going to do it again? |
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