Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our roundup of Champions League game week one.

It was a game week where Liverpool were humiliated, by Munich were elated,

Juventus were all fated, Atlatico scored a winner that was belated,

Celtic made a return that was long awaited, but they were a bit deflated. And Chelsea went to Croatia and left with the manager's seat vacated. Vacated doesn't rhyme with Potter, darn it. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today to discuss the continental action, a man who is the podcast embodiment of Robert Lefondoski Hattricks. Is that right, Taylor, Rockwell?

I mean, I'll take it. You mean clinical and efficient? If that's the case, then no, I'm not clinical or efficient, but I am here, so there's that. Oh, you're also very, very modest, aren't you, Tater? Of course, always, always. I'm the most modest, probably the most humblest, I think, is definitely what I am. Yes, yes. Well said. Well said. Joining us, Tater, a man who hopefully give us a deep dive. I'm expecting at least 20 minutes on Man City's sky blue shirts and maroon shorts combo. Graham Rutherland, hello. Hello. Did they get their shorts mixed up with West Ham's? Were they at the airport and some sort of switch happened there?

And that's the explanation for why Mancite were wearing those shorts.

I need an explanation because that was just no good.

No good Mancite.

Indeed.

It's a very confusing time for all language for people for reasons we don't have to get into today.

Indeed.

But I think they've done that combo before.

Perhaps we'll bring it up again in this podcast.

But also here, Graham, a man who can dissect a Champions League game like a Napoli

Georgian winger can dissect a Liverpool defense, Joe Lowry.

Not just once, not just twice, over and over and over again in that game for napli against

liverpool i was shocked to see liverpool look that sluggish we can talk more about this later

but i'll just say this rhyme i am honored to be compared to kivaradana this early in the show

cavaradonna indeed we're going straight out with the nickname. That's good. Excellent.

He said we could.

He said we could. Even though I like Clint Dempsey insisting it was Kvarayno for a while and then realizing he had it wrong halfway through CBS's coverage. That was terrific. Oh, yeah. We'll get more to the action at the stadium, DeRonaldino shortly. but before we get there,

we were talking before we came on air

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