Welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Ryan Bailey, and joining me to review the first trance of Champions League

Round of 16 matches is a man who would never play a passback straight into the path of an opposing striker.

It's Taylor Bentancourt.

I mean Taylor Rockwell.

I would try not to at least. Yeah, that was not the greatest of starts. Yours was a much better start, including words like trunch in there, you fancy, fancy man, you. I like trance. It makes me feel like I'm moving money around between sort of big European banks and I feel all fancy. I watched the scene where they try to explain tranches like six times in the big short. Still no idea.

Still no idea how those things work.

You need Mugger Robbie in a bathtub. You don't need me talking to you. That's what you need to explain things. That might have been part of why I was distracted. Joining Taylor and I is a man who would never walk straight into an important game after not playing for a very long time and completely mess it up. it's Joe P.K. I mean, Joe Lowry.

Joe, how are you?

I am quite well, Ryan. It's Joe P.K. I mean, Joe Lowry. Joe, how are you?

I am quite well, Ryan. I would certainly try not to do that. Like Taylor said, he's going to try not to pass the ball directly into the path of a Porto striker. But you know what? I'm not perfect. See what I've done there, Jets. If I've very subtly teased some of the action we're going to be talking about in this episode.

We're going to be doing a Champions League review, as I mentioned, off the top.

For starters, gents, subtly teased some of the action we're going to be talking about in this episode. We're going to be

doing a Champions League review, as I mentioned, off the top. For starters, gents, how did we enjoy

the action overall? Joe, was it, was they, were they fun games for you? Did you have a good time

trying to flick between and agonize over which action to watch? I didn't have too, too much of a

difficult time trying to decide between the games, because

they happen simultaneously, but Fubo lets you record things and lets you watch it back later. And so I

didn't have to have that internal debate over which game I was going to watch first, because I knew

I was going to get to watch both of them on both days. But man, the games themselves, I really

want to hear your guys' thoughts on this as well,

but I thought really all four games were fun in their own way.

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