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Anything Better?

Champagne & Strawberries

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Is there Anything Better than Bill and Paul talking about douchebag little league coaches, childhood scuffles, and how to celebrate a win.

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0:00.0

What's up everybody and welcome back to another episode of anything better episode number 15 with myself Paul

0:15.6

Versio over here my buddy Bill Burr over there. We got the Greek freak behind the glass Andrew

0:21.4

them list guys and Bill. I'm going to start off episode 15 by saying is there anything worse

0:29.3

because I'm coming in hot right now. I'm really upset. Yeah. Is there anything worse than a

0:34.0

grown man taking a children's game seriously because I took Lucas. I got to just get this out

0:39.9

out of the fucking gate here. Okay. I took on that before. Go ahead. What did I do? No, I might have

0:46.0

taken a kid's game seriously before. No, no, but like I win. I took Lucas. I went to see Lucas

0:51.2

is I want to see Lucas is a little league game. And I noticed that one of Lucas's teammates I saw

0:59.1

the uniform was playing for the other team. So I said to Stacy what's going on one of our guys is

1:04.4

I said yeah they don't have enough players. So what they did was they platooned our guys for

1:08.8

their center field. So every inning one of Lucas's teammates was in center field. A couple balls got

1:14.3

hit there and these kids are like you know the sun was out their little leagueers are not going to

1:19.4

make diving catches. And whenever one of our guys on our team wouldn't make the play I noticed the

1:26.2

other coach like looking around as if to go huh that's convenient. Yeah. Let their team score right

1:33.6

and he's doing that shit. And I'm like so I'm looking at Stacy and I'm going you see. I mean

1:39.0

right now it's got a point though. I mean but so then he looked there is a conflict of interest

1:43.6

there. Oh, but that he he looks over at our coach and he goes oh that was convening on there kind

1:48.9

of laughing. But then I'm noticing that he turns around and after he kind of makes it a joke then

1:54.9

he's getting serious with his assistant coaches about it that it's bothering him. And now I can't

2:00.0

concentrate on the game. Now I'm just looking at him. So I look over at Stacy and I go you fucking

2:05.0

see this guy. I go this guy goes this guy mocks my son. I said I'm just letting you know if this guy

2:10.2

mocks my son during this game things are going to change here. And she goes don't do anything I go

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