Champagne Problems

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week's caller had the neighbor from hell. She shares that story with Gethard, recounts some recent travel adventures, and then opens up about a major life change happening right now. It's an open and honest call with someone who's determined not to be defined by the heavy stuff.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello to everybody who's been having a crazy stretch since Sunday.
0:08.7	It's beautiful anonymous.
0:10.2	One hour.
0:11.4	One phone call.
0:13.0	No names.
0:14.2	No holds barred.
0:17.0	I'd rather go one-on-one.
0:19.6	I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.
0:27.5	Hi, everybody.
0:28.4	If you're not a fan of intros, I get it.
0:31.4	Skip about four and a half minutes ahead.
0:33.2	That'll put you right towards the beginning of the call.
0:38.4	Hi, everybody. Chris Gethard here. Welcome to Beautiful Anonymous.
0:42.2	A show where, as I've been saying lately, we look at the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time.
0:48.9	I'm really psyched to talk to you. Thanks to everybody who came out to the shows in Vermont in Burlington at the
0:56.3	Vermont Comedy Club. I saw the first person wearing a beautiful anonymous t-shirt in the wild
1:01.9	when I was up there, the new shirt that is, the raccoon-themed marching band themed episode 500
1:09.0	Celebration shirt. Thanks to everybody who's been ordering those,
1:12.1	I am now caught up on the orders.
1:14.8	If you haven't gotten yours and you ordered it a while ago,
1:18.3	feel free to check in.
1:20.5	There's a few that have been bounced back
	...

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