Champagne & Bullets (aka GetEven aka Road to Revenge) LIVE! w/ Jessica St. Clair

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

If you love The Room, Samurai Cop, & Birdemic, then you won't want to miss the 1993 self-funded indie action-drama Champagne & Bullets (aka GetEven aka Road to Revenge), written/directed/starring visionary John De Hart and based on a true story. LIVE from Portland, Jessica St. Clair brings the rizz as she helps Paul and Jason discuss the amazing Shimmy Slide, all the uncomfortable nude scenes, the black belt poodle, the baby sacrifice cult, the leather and cowboy outfits, bizarre music choices, and so much more.

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0:00.0	Listen up!
0:02.4	You better take your piss stop and protect your human babies.
0:07.4	Because Satan is loose.
0:10.0	Oh yeah.
0:10.9	And remember to be or not to be.
0:15.3	We saw champagne and bullets, so you know what that means.
0:20.2	Now we're going to hit the crowd
0:23.3	radio star
0:25.8	how they're
0:27.2	fascinated world baby in his belly rock a rostovest rock
0:30.9	wreathing just into Kelly
0:32.1	or maybe see a burl that show with Nick Crow
0:34.7	and take a boas speed to hitting groups control
0:37.2	Jay Nair Big Paul in the beautiful dream gonna take you from the pool all the way with the wrong.
0:42.8	Bring the end of the street body hope to blow off steam.
0:45.5	Just a sucker punch to odd life for Timothy Gray.
0:47.9	Shot mills.
0:48.7	The blood Demick, how you stand alive.
0:50.6	They call me a bad ass and he's on the line.
0:53.3	Cranking 88 minutes because they cool as ice.
0:56.0	Cause a bad Jim, Barney looking kind and nice.
0:59.0	Calling June getting literal, Jason is getting late.
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