Much like you, I've got a lot to complain about, like open toe sandals.

Who thought that was a good idea? Who wants to look at toes? Adults who drink squash?

Listen, you're a fully grown person. But I just got my Sky TV and Broadband and I've got no complaints.

Sky has the lowest number of complaints made to off-com for pay TV and fix line broadband.

To find out more, visit offcom.org.uk. We're happy because you're happy.

Oh, hang on though, noise eaters, they're annoying. Sky, believe in better.

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To demonstrate how liberating that is, we're going to use the rest of this space to do what we like with.

So here's the sound of a man defending his bag of chips from a hungry sea ghost.

That's very sad. Freedom to use and design your space how you see fit.

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Visit workspace.co.uk.

Welcome, Weirdos. I'm Darren Marlar and this is a Chamber of Comments episode where I

answer the emails that I've been sent recently. Sometimes it's just a nice,

countless better email that I've received. Sometimes it's heart-wrenching, sometimes it's asking for advice.

Sometimes it's a complaint. You can email me anytime about anything though at DarrenAtWeerDarkness.com.

Darren is D-A-R-R-E-N. Your emails always do come directly to me. I don't have an assistant or

a service that looks at them first. They all come directly to my inbox and I do try to read

every one of them. I may not be able to reply to every single one of them but I do try my best.

And more often than not, if you don't get a reply from me in email, it's because I've

decided to reply to you here in the Chamber of Comments. Again, you can email me anytime

daran.da-r-r-e-n at WeirdDarkness.com. Before we get into the emails though, quick apology.

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