Hello, this is Radio God Mike O'Mara.

Perhaps you remember me from my career in terrestrial broadcasting, which eventually came to an unnecessary and abrupt stop.

However, I'm not here to blame anyone. That said, I finally come to terms with Chad Duke stealing my job.

It only took a decade and several therapy sessions and a myriad of pills and alcohol.

It's fine.

No, really, it's fine.

So now, with a heart full of forgiveness and maybe a little Irish whiskey, I can proudly say,

go to the Chad Duke Show holiday hootnanny.

Hootnanny.

Hmm.

Odd word.

Unrewarding.

Meaningless.

Well, the hootnanny is happening December 6th at the Old Shabine.

Or is it the Ald Shabine?

Or is the Aul Shabin?

Rob won't be there because he'll be organizing his sobriety tokens.

Plus, he's a jerk.

And I personally won't let Josh attend because someone has to stay home and monitor the TMOS servers with a meat thermometer.

But don't worry, Jim Jester will be there, probably duct-taping wires together and pretending he knows what an XLR cable is. He doesn't, by the way. How can a man named Jester be so unfunny. Ironic, don't you think? Anywho, it'll be a holiday miracle if everything works. But hey, that's part of the charm. Go, laugh, drink. Just don't tell Chad, I said anything nice.

He won't believe you anyway.

December 6th at the Old Shabine.

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