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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Chad Carter,Katie Dipold,Gil Ozeri

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2012

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Memorabilia - This week's podcast features prime improv for pilgrims, servants, strangers, and most importantly, humans. Our fearless guests are Katie Dippold, Gil Ozeri, and Chad Carter who will put you at ease like a thorough bedbud inspection! Listen in: It's better entertainment than a demolition derby! Pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

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0:00.0

Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improv for Humans, stand

0:12.1

up right on two legs, be proud.

0:15.8

Today's improv will be performed by myself, three other humans, it's William provides,

0:20.2

we're taking your suggestions off a Twitter at Matt Besser, and also doing some improv

0:25.7

off of just us talking, you'll get it.

0:28.8

Let's start with, hmm, let's see here, Katie Dippold.

0:33.8

Hello.

0:34.8

Welcome.

0:35.8

What's the most money you've spent on something that later you regretted spending, like

0:41.5

you were all psyched at the time and later you're like, well, yeah, I already know, when

0:46.3

I first moved to LA, it took me forever to find a couch, I mean, it was a really long

0:52.5

time, like so much research going through every catalog, and you got to get a new couch,

0:56.8

nobody wants an old couch.

0:57.8

No, no, no, no, I still, like, all the bedbugs, things I heard, just terror, pure terror.

1:03.4

No more used furniture.

1:05.0

No, no, no, no.

1:06.0

And so I finally saw a couch I liked, and it was like Creighton Barrel, it was not cheap,

1:11.2

and I still have it, but it's the most uncomfortable couch in the entire world.

1:16.1

Is it because where the part where you sit is too short, sometimes that's a mistake.

1:20.8

You know what I'm talking about, like where you put your butt, isn't not enough for

1:23.7

you.

1:24.7

It's not like if you want to lay down, you don't feel like you really can sleep on it.

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