Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white

But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast

We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll pull it back track

That's why it's a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast

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We gotta die I don't know

I am extreme it's all shit of the shit is

Hey everybody welcome to dumb gay politics. I'm Julie and I'm Brandy and this is the podcast where we recap

the week in politics, like we're recapping an episode of reality TV.

And this is a very special day. One that Niamhya has been waiting for for six weeks.

Am I pregnant? Your fingers, they're fertile. They are. They have so much sperm in them.

That's true. Each one is a loaded gun. Except for the one where you have trigger finger.

This is except that middle one. This is so bad. This is the worst podcast anyone's ever made.

It was shaping up to be already a piece of shit, like from the second we woke up.

Well, you know, you wanted to be honest and let people know that we're tired.

Well, always I was sick this weekend.

Sick. Nice one. Good one.

Work in a constant state of managing our alcoholism and drug addiction. And we just try to keep it

functioning high and going strong. Right. Well, we do try. It's Monday morning. It's 10 a.m. and we're here.

I know we were talking in the car and then we're here just like people, you know, people have weekends.

And they just go to work on Monday morning. We're normal people. Like when Francesca goes deck hunting.

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