On today's college football inquire, two SEC quarterbacks. Well, maybe SEC quarterbacks.

It basically all depends on what a court decides. That is college football in a nutshell in

2006. But Tennessee, waiting to hear about Joey Aguilar, Ole Miss, waiting to hear about

Trinidad Shameless. Those decisions could be made in state court this month.

And that's how we settle quarterback competitions in the year of our Lord 2026. Plus, college

football playoff dates for the 2026 season have been announced. And holy cow, is it a long

stretch-o playoff. Plus, I did my homework. I found a way to move the Michigan Oklahoma game to

week one, where there are very few good games, and Fox is probably desperate for a big noon game.

I found a way. Surprisingly easy in a way that can only happen this year. A lot of only in 26 today on the College Football Enquirer.

This is the College Football Enquirer with Stephen Godfrey.

And Ross Dillinger, I'm Andy Staples.

And guys, remember when we took public affairs reporting in journalism school and thought,

well, I'm going to be a sports writer.

I'll never use this crap again.

Oh, man.

I've used the word injunction.

Yeah.

So many, like, I need a schoolhouse rock that is injunction junction. What's your function?

Courts always sucked. I don't want to speak for Ross. Maybe you liked it a little bit better.

I didn't like courts. I loved cops, especially where I ended up in college sports. I shouldn't shock anybody.

Love dealing with cops. Love dealing with lawyers. Didn't like courts.

I didn't have a stomach for

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