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I told myself I wouldn't do it.

I told myself when we expanded from the floor in the playoff.

I wasn't going to get worked up about this stuff.

I lied.

I like to fancy myself a truthful person, a truth teller out here,

except when it comes to me talking to myself, I lied, unfortunately,

or probably fortunately for you guys, it makes for a very entertaining show. We're jam-packed.

We're high atop a thankful downtown Nashville, Tennessee, Tuesday night. November 25th,

the year of Our Lord, 2025, our last show of the week, although I am sure news will break and we'll have individual videos posted

as, well, as we need to. But initially, like right off the bat tonight, I got a metric ton of

stuff to say about the college football playoff rankings, which is weird because there wasn't a ton of

movement, but there's a ton of mouths moving that don't need to be moving because I don't know

what they're talking about.

Couldn't be me. Couldn't be us, right? Rivalry Week is upon us. We've got predictions. Also, since we're not going to have a Thursday show, we do what's become the most popular segment that we do every week, which is upset alerts. It's all in tonight show. It's the most jam-packed show of the modern era of the week. Coaching searches? I'm not going to do one segment for each. I'm just going to throw everything I have at you. And then we'll see what happens. Oklahoma State has hired Eric Morris today, for example. We're going to talk a lot about it. College football playoff predictions. I've got some slide adjustments to make to my own. We got the JP poll on the show tonight. We could go four hours.

Probably won't be. We could go four hours. They're watching us in Tucson, Arizona, New Orleans, Louisiana, Atlanta, Georgia, and Biloxi, Mississippi, where I have it on good authority, I will be at some point tomorrow.

We're over 490,000. We're right on the precipice of 500,000 subscribers. So if you've been holding out, I'm not even going to shame you. I don't even care. What's past is past. The future is now. Please, pause, reflect on life. Are things going perfectly for you? If they aren't, I can give you the answer. Jesus. But then after that, subscribe to the channel.

And I want to make sure to specify, in that order, subscribe to the channel, because it helps us get to 500,000. And really, it's just been an internal goal of ours. I mean, Bradley comes in and checks every single morning. Did we make it? Not yet, Bradley. All right. And then he goes out to the truck. I don't want to see that long face anymore.

Bradley could be sad. I just want him to be sad for other reasons. So get us to 500,000 subs for Bradley.

Okay, let's dive into the show tonight. The college football playoff rankings were just released in the past few minutes, and I don't like it.

The rankings themselves are okay. I'm not a huge fan of some of the

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