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You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have College Football. Back, Andy Staples on the show, recapping a wild first week in College Football, talking about all the great to see fans in the stands, great to have wall-to-wall football. We're gonna break it all down. We have a who's back of the week. Oh look, there's coward.

Do you- talking about all the great to see fans in the stands great to have wall-to-wall football we're gonna break it all down we have who's back of the week oh look there's Kauer at the US open looking nice pick Kauer looking good Kauer that's see the kind of shirt that he's wearing right now the mock turtle neck polo shirt yeah it's a little bit smooth for sure he been a while. Cowars should get his name back out in there.

You know every now and then,

when you're trying to look for a pain crease,

yeah, the billi-cowars, like,

you know what, he's been watching film

in the mountains of North Carolina for the last three years, ready to come back. Yeah, all right, so we have, who's back the week? Mount Rushmore of referee calls.

Yeah, referee calls.

I fucked that up.

Referee calls.

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Okay, let's go. Now in the street they rip violence And then a lot of stuff is worth to be done No place to hang out or washing And then I can't leave all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too He'll let me trick I venue And then we'll take it higher Oh we're around don't do E-Lay trick I value It's pardon my take, isn't it my bus to sports? Welcome to part of my take is ended by Dave and Busters The best place to watch a football game this fall today is Tuesday September 7th And Larry the, the goldfish, is dead. That fat bitch. When you try your best, put your thro'er. This is where I should say something emotional, something sad about Larry 6 passing away. Longest living Larry, three years. And one day, also the fat is living Larry. It did something for us. I'll say something Larry the goldfish we keep playing that keep playing that Larry the goldfish was a fish And he lived he lived for a period of time. Mm-hmm. Yep. You just bought it. He was a goldfish He was a goldfish and his name was Larry. You know what? I'm gonna say something nice about Larry the goldfish Larry six Larry six It's his only purpose in the world was proving to all the haters and Pita That our fishes don't die suddenly and quickly and now that he's dead. He has no purpose whatsoever I'll say something nice because that was it. We we literally pointed to it Larry the goldfish Number six was so boring that he actually made me want to get back into doing more Larry the goldfish content With whatever Larry the goldfish would follow up after him Larry the six Was a stupid fat fuck And now we can say lucky Larry seven Lucky Larry seven there it is is sevens are always lucky I and also here's another nice thing about Larry six I've done two nice things one was that he just existed so that we could point to him and say hey Not all of our fish die in like three weeks again He now is irrelevant because that was his only purposes to just stay alive and fat And then the other thing I'll say nice about Larry Six is that he died at a perfect time. He didn't wait till week two or week three. We didn't have to go through the whole, oh, Larry Six, you're still here. No, he died before football started. So I appreciate that from Larry. I think Larry knew that it was time. He could feel it. And I just like, and I don't think that it's worthwhile for me

to stay around for another season. Spider was his best friend. So I do feel bad for Spider a little bit because really that's, he was his only friend. Just so everyone's clear, we're not talking about an actual spider. Yeah. Cause that is confusing. Spider, some people will definitely And I'd be like wait a spider was your goldfish is that I would say that the only reason

I went was because spider was taken care of him and not you guys No, I was great job I'm gonna move his best friend and I felt bad for spider until I saw spider walking the office today And then he saw Larry's like well, I guess Larry's dead. Yeah, it kind of rolled right off spiders back like a like water off a duck It probably is a relief to spider because his entire paycheck was going to feeding Larry.

That's that fuck. He was so fucking fat So yeah Larry whatever He's done. We got a new one coming. We're gonna start doing picks. I don't even know if we're gonna do another goldfish I'd be down to to branch out to maybe a different type of a shark a shark a baby shark a baby shark Oh a baby shark would be good. Wait. No, but Hank actually said that we need to find something that's that's that's that's exactly Why not a baby shark? How part of my take works for people who are always like hey? What's it like you know behind the scenes Hank just before we started taping this said we have to make sure that the next Next fish is small so we can use it to pick games with the net and then we turn on the

cameras and we're like how about a shark? There are small sharks out there. Billy knows. How about a piranha? I like that. I like that. And then oh we could put like actual meat into the tank. It's a falcons when the soup roll put my pinky in there There you go. Just let it nod off. Mm-hmm. They're dime size for five dollars in Bayon, New Jersey We put it do they stay alive? Yeah, that sounds like dime size No quarter size like They just got bigger in two seconds and are they round? Why do you keep using like? Yon or someone just selling you coins in a tank and telling you that they are fish.

It is right shark on the side of it. It's like I got this new sick yellow fin. If you, if you, if you, I'm absolutely getting a piranha. You know what? Billy, that you were made for this moment. You were made to be our fish guy. Yeah, no Hank, don't shake your head. Don't fucking shake your head. is it unethical question

question

like to become like the michael vick of fish

now i think that's totally fun It's actually highly illegal. Oh it is. Simon's fine. Oh, okay. Oh you can't say that can join. Yeah, wait, but why why is that illegal? Can't fight fish why? But you can eat them who said Pita or like the no Pita's not the law Pita's not this when does Billy start respecting cuz they know cuz they used to like do it legally in Chinatown And they had the man it because there's a lot of Crime syndicate we keep asking Billy questions. He's gonna get deeper into something There's crimes syndicate. I'm fighting purple fish. Okay, I'm horrible for like pink or like something Pinkful It's gonna be a beta fish. Yeah just gonna have to find a purple fish. Okay, purple for like pink or like something.

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