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Guaranteed human.

Those of you in the audience who struggle with like low blood sugar a lot, you know what it feels like when you have low blood sugar.

But I didn't grow up with blood sugar issues.

But pretty much everyone has those three or four times per year where you just get lightheaded or you get really hungry.

And you know, you get a little shaky.

Ideally, it doesn't happen right before

you start a show but it happened for me tonight right before we started the show so i had prez run

into the kitchen it grabbed me a bunch of oreos the uh the blonde oreo kind so i just been inhaling those

things right before the show very healthy so we're jam packed weed. We're reasonably stuffed, not double-stuffed,

but reasonably stuffed, high atop a soggy downtown Nashville, Tennessee. On this Sunday night,

February 15th, the year of our Lord of 26, Hope Valentine's went well for all of you. I don't know.

I guess the live chat will tell the tale on that one. But there are some big scheduling debates

happening out there. There are some big scheduling debates happening out there.

There are some big, I don't know, big's a relative word,

but there are some sizable, some very loud college football playoff debates happening.

And I'm going to not be distracted by any of it,

because this is the night that we had identified to unveil our brand new, up-to-date,

2006 college football program rankings.

They were met with much debate a season ago, and so we're not going to shy away from it,

but we're also not going to be distracted by the shiny objects here and there,

although we will talk about said shiny objects later in the show. No, it's time to let you know what the best programs

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