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It is Tuesday night, November 2nd, the Evert, Lord, 2021.

Make sure you know where your kids are in Austin,

Texas tonight. One of them walks the streets of Austin with a bloody stump of a hand and tire

marks on their back. And I'm going to tell you where both of those injuries occurred in just a few

minutes. Most of you know if you're not wildest story of the college football year, nay, decade coming out of Austin last night.

But we've also got college football playoff rankings that are hot off the presses so much so

that, Colin, the paper feels warm still.

That's how recently these were placed in my hands.

So we've got to talk about that.

It's a jam-packed show tonight.

We are high atop downtown Nashville.

It is Tuesday, so of course we've got to do predictions tonight. We're headed to college station Saturday. And we're talking about Auburn at Texas A&M tonight. We're going to give you a full preview and prediction. I've got two more best bets to put on the ramen noodle express. So we've got all that to discuss. I've got several playoff takeaways, as I told you, and we got to go back to Gainesville, Florida, second time in a week that we're doing a segment on Dan Mullen, and yet we've got to, because things keep changing down there. And I'm not so sure that my feel may not be a little off, or maybe the feel I've had to this point, may not have been a little off. So we're going to talk about all that. You got to make sure you're following on Twitter and Instagram for like 15 different reasons. At late kick Josh. Make sure you're following there. Happy election day. Poll's already closing on the East Coast, but we all know one poll that is still very much in the news, and that is poll assassin.

Where were you last night? Where were you? Because I was online, as you tend to do, right before you go to bed,

and a story starts to break. And if you're watching on YouTube, there's a thumbnail here that we could not get cleared through human resources

that I'm showing you on the show anyway, because we're live and what can they really do? No one's in the building this late at night. You see the thumbnail here that we really wanted to use, and for that matter, I tried to get a live monkey on the show tonight. I certainly tried to get poll assassin. I don't think we're legally allowed to get the kid involved in the story I'm about to tell you. But we went to great lengths to make this show worth your while tonight. And yet we could not pull any of it off. I couldn't get the monkey a security clearance downstairs. Also the Nashville Zoo didn't want to work with us. What does all this mean? This has nothing to do with college football. Oh, but it does. If you missed it

last night, quickly, can I do this in one breath, column? Let's see. Jeff Banks used to be special teams at Alabama. Now he's at Texas, left his wife. He's with a stripper. Excuse me, exotic dancer named Pole Assassin. She's got a monkey. She performs with the monkey. The monkey has its own Instagram. Her name is Gia. The monkey, as it tends to do when trick-or-treaters come over to a football coach in a stripper's house for Halloween, bit one of the trick-or-treaters. And then the kid just gets totally annihilated by poll assassin on Twitter last night because Paul Assassin is not having any of it. You're not going to impugn the good

you know what name of Pol Assasson. And so she said the kid was trespassing. So somewhere in Austin,

Texas tonight, a child walks the streets with like I said, a bloody stump of a hand. That's from

the monkey. And tire marks on her back. And that's from Pole Assassin, who double crow hopped

and threw that kid right under the bus on Twitter last night.

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