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We're recording this early because Pup punk this weekend, go buy tickets, Philly in Washington, DC, but you finally got your Lyndon Wood game. We're Lyndon Wood tonight, man. I'm heavy on Lyndon Wood. I have no choice but to bet on that. No, I do like Kansas, but I'm gonna have to bet on Lyndon Wood. It was like the longest week ever.

It was such a long week and then with reports that like Putin was acting up in Ukraine,

I thought maybe World War III would start. like Kansas, but I'm going to have to bet on Lyndon. That felt like the longest week ever. It was a such a long week.

And then with reports that like Putin was acting up in Ukraine, I thought maybe World War three would start again. And we wouldn't get to the Lyndon wood Kansas game. Fortunately cooler heads prevailed. And we made it. Yeah. And that is actually a secret phobia of mine. Every single off season. And I refer to our offseason as football offseason.

There are other sports, but I love football.

And every year I'm terrified that... every single off season and I refer to our off season as football off season.

There are other sports but I love football and every year I'm terrified that the asteroid's gonna happen right before kickoff. So we've got we still have another week until NFL until it's fully football season. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. So asteroid just mind your own business. Putin kindly just fuck off for another week. How many World War Three's have almost happened?

A lot.

It feels like in the last two years, it's been hundreds.

Do you think right after World War One ended, they were like, why do we keep calling this World War One? Yeah. Why, does that mean we're gonna do it again? This is weird. Are we gonna shit? Is there a sequel coming? Oh, fuck. We didn't realize that we have to do a sequel.

Was this a prequel?

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