Cesario was too busy tumblin', so we got Jake instead - #3009
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Conan O'Brien is back to host the Oscars in 2027, which reminds us: talk shows kind of suck. Petco's customer service could also use a bit of tweaking. But you know what doesn't suck? Podcasting. We do it. Jake Hudson does it. Who's Jake Hudson, you ask? You'll find out today.
Topics:
Conan O'Brien Oscars 2027
Talk shows are not for us
Martin Short's new documentary, "Marty, Life is Short"
Kathryn vs. Petco
Animals getting drunk off fermented fruit
Jake Hudson talks to a radio legend
Dave Ryan retiring
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with |
| 0:07.7 | Co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:09.2 | Andy Brant Bernard. |
| 0:10.5 | And Kristen Bert. |
| 0:11.8 | And Kristen Bert. |
| 0:13.1 | That's all I have to say. |
| 0:14.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tom Bernard podcast. |
| 0:16.5 | Brought to you by Bradshaw and Bryant, |
| 0:18.2 | personal injury lawyers at Minnesotapersonalinjury.com. That's Minnesota personal injury.com. And we got them all lined up and everybody's good. I'll do that as an intro from now on, Andy. Yeah. Yeah, it'll fit in good. Perfect. Kristen Bird Entertainment News, brought to you by North American Banking Company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. |
| 0:38.2 | Member FDIC Equal Housing Lender. What's up, sister? What's up? Yesterday was a Disney upfronts, as I mentioned. I think the biggest news to come out of that, we get Conan O'Brien back for the Oscars host. and that may not seem like that big of a deal, |
| 0:56.0 | but he is the first back to back to and O'Brien back for the Oscars host. And that may not seem like that big of a deal, |
| 0:56.0 | but he is the first back-to-back-to-back-to-back Oscars host |
| 0:59.6 | since Billy Crystal in 1990 to 1993. |
| 1:04.7 | That's how long it's been. |
| 1:06.1 | They've flip-flopped the host that much. |
| 1:08.8 | Where's George Burns? |
| 1:10.1 | Couldn't he do it? |
| 1:11.9 | George Burns. |
| 1:13.3 | Could be about 150 by now. |
| 1:15.1 | Johnny Carson wasn't available either. |
| 1:17.1 | No, Johnny's not available either. |
| 1:18.6 | Bob Hope, not available. |
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