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Someone through a portal to the podcast dimension, I am Ed Zitron, and this is Better Offline's coverage of the Consumer Electronics show.

Better Off! It's a goddamn Wednesday, and we're here at the Goddamn Wednesday, and we're here at the Goddamn Palazzo Hotel and beautiful Las Vegas Nevada all week with an open bar, tacos in a comfy place to relax for reporters covering the largest and, I don't know,

most offensive technology show in the world, I'd say. And we're here all week with two episodes today and we've got an all-star cast bringing you the best and, well, mostly the worst from the

show floors at the Las Vegas Convention and Venetian Expo Centers. And my first contestants are

joining me on Nice and D damp from the show floor.

That was actually in the notes before that, Chloe. I apologize. I've got...

I just filled half a can of liquid death all over myself in this chair. I bought an entire can

over this table yesterday. It, like, exploded because it froze. Anyway, Mr. Anguoso, Jr.

Hello, my friend. Jesus, Engros Jr.

Jesus Christ.

I'm keeping going.

Thank you for joining me.

Tech Bubble newsletter, of course. Thank you. Thank you. Happy to be here. And you've got star of is this thing on. Chloe Radcliffe. Yeah. Stand-up comedian as well. That's right. Flawless intro. and of course, stand-up comedian

and host of the factually podcast, Adam Conover.

Hello, thank you for having me.

So it sounds like you've all been on the convention floor. intro and of course stand-up comedian host of the factually podcast Adam Conover. Hello, thank you for having me.

So it sounds like you've all been on the convention floors and based on the little I've

heard, real bang a day.

Chloe, you got some free stuff?

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