Certain Curtain | This Past Weekend #247

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro “Anything You Want” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/BishopGunn_AnythingYouWant ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% off & Free Shipping with code THEO at https://Manscaped.com Ridge Visit https://Ridge.com/THEO and use code THEO for 10% off ZipRecruiter Try for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW Butcher Box Visit https://ButcherBox.com/THEO or use promo code THEO at checkout for 2 lbs of ground beef and 2 packs of bacon absolutely free, PLUS $20 off your first box ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Ashley M Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Brian meek Christopher Becking Cody Anderson Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue David Christopher Dentist the menace Devin James Cornwell Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joey Piemonte John Kutch Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaylyn Dudich Kenton call Kirk Cahill Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields LJ Logan Yakemchuk Madeline Matthews Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sean Scott Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne

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0:00.0	Support for this past weekend comes from man's scape, who is the men's best in below the belt grooming
0:09.5	Man's scape offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels
0:15.3	You know your body is not your own
0:18.7	It's a rental
0:20.3	Your parents made it and somebody made them
0:23.3	So it's all this is all second fifth ninth 70th generation
0:28.9	And so your junk yet that area
0:33.3	You know that area is
0:35.7	It needs to be tended to now that is your responsibility and
0:41.3	You got to tighten it up untrimmed pubic hair or a thing of the past
0:47.0	It's time to gear up and get yourself the gift of shaving this holiday season
0:52.6	I'm talking about the man's scape perfect package 2.0
0:58.9	I've I've definitely dealt my my uh my lower area a new lease on life
1:08.3	With man's scape and they're
1:10.6	They're they're really it's really a grab bag of a beautiful things that they offer here
1:18.6	Man's scape has redesigned the electric trimmer
1:21.9	They're lawn mower 2.0 has proprietary advanced skin safe technology
1:27.9	This timmich this uh this trimmer won't nick your
1:32.1	Near nuts or snag your sack
1:36.1	So sometimes Santa he comes down the chimney and people don't know there's a nail right there on the top of the chimney
1:42.9	Whoo
1:44.2	That's presents are going into the fire if that's the case
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