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🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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In this edition of Central Perk from Triends, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, Charlie Kirk's funeral, Tom Brady's strange commentary, the incipient Rapture, Trump pushing Pam Bondi to prosecute his political foes, the abandoned Tom Homan bribery investigation, NYC finally getting a 'Central Perk' cafe and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Is this like a universal truth? |
| 0:05.2 | Like men don't know the age of their friends' kids? |
| 0:09.7 | Like so many times, even my closest friends. |
| 0:12.9 | Let's see. |
| 0:13.4 | How old do you think my kids are? |
| 0:14.8 | I mean, I refer to them by their age on the show, so you probably know that one. |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.3 | Well, I would say the guy's child is. |
| 0:22.5 | I can tell because your youngest child was born. |
| 0:25.2 | I know when he was born because we just started the show. |
| 0:27.7 | Right, right. |
| 0:28.4 | So he's as old as the show. |
| 0:29.6 | He's seven years old. |
| 0:31.0 | Yes. |
| 0:31.8 | Because that was 2018. |
| 0:33.2 | I remember that was the first spring, winter or beginning of the year I remember from that year and |
| 0:40.1 | I know your other kid is just is nine that's right yeah and I can tell you for sure that the |
| 0:46.3 | guy's child cannot yet smoke that's about as specific as I can go do you really really spreading to your bed out right there. I'm going to go for like... So I'm pretty good. I feel like I'm good. Jack, we haven't even known each other 18 years. That's what I'm saying. I mean, yeah, I got a bad sense of time. It is wild. Like, one of my, you know, my best friend growing up, like, sent me his kids' driver's permit. And I, like, fucking could not believe that shit. Yeah. He was driving? Yeah. I know, that's like a funny thing, too. Like, I have to really rack my brain because I can remember the year |
| 1:29.0 | like and I go from there it's not like I always have a running thing it's like okay they just |
| 1:32.7 | turn this age they just turned this age I'm like they were born this year because I remember |
| 1:36.2 | everything that was happening that year yeah I just had a friend because I like to the area I moved |
| 1:42.0 | one of my friends mentioned like a mutual friend who I haven't seen in years like lives like in the area I moved one of my friends mentioned like a mutual friend |
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