The Department of Population Records requests your attention.

A clerical discrepancy has resulted in approximately one household member per several thousand

residences being omitted from official documentation.

The affected individual may continue to reside in the home despite the error.

Do not attempt to determine who has been omitted.

Past incidents suggest that families who compare photographs, birthdays, or childhood memories eventually reach unanimous agreement that someone has always been present,

despite an absence of corresponding records.

This realization is ill-advised.

If you discover an unfamiliar toothbrush, pair of shoes, or occupied bedroom that no one remembers furnishing, continue daily routines as normal.

No correction forms are available at this time. You were simply mistaken.

Thank you for your patience while records are being updated.