Well, I will be the fish of a monkey's uncle. Well, some worse like that, because we have just entered a very scary but amazing time in WWE.

And whoever did come up with the phrase, never say never, in pro wrestling, well, they must have been a time traveller, and they must have gone to every timeline and they knew this was happening, and now we all have eggs on our face.

Also, my friends, we're an opposite down, elimination chamber, That's right. I am in a hotel. Because some bald idiot was going to take

this week off. I mean, not the elimination chamber, but from tomorrow. And every time I see to do this,

this kind of stuff happens. But my gosh, it was seismic. Triple H was telling the truth.

So for now, let us up those downs.

Here's the other thing as well. The Elimination Chamber did kick off with the Women's Chamber,

and we're not talking about this enough for obvious reasons. I do understand it, because this was

flipping great. It was also Bianca Belair versus Naomi, versus Liv Morgan, versus Roxanne Perez,

versus Bailey, versus Alexa Bliss, versus maybe maybe somebody else and I haven't said them. My brain is

overcome at the moment. But essentially, we start with Lim Morgan versus Naomi, which makes all the

sense in the world. They do hate each other. When Jake Carrkill was like, I've had enough of people

throwing me into vehicles. She walked to the ring. The commentators are all like, oh, she's going to

be up Liv, who sold it wonderfully by the way. She is absolutely one of WW's MVP's right now. She gets better and better.

But when Jay got in the ring, given the door was still open, she made a B-line for Naomi,

and she whooped her ass. And this was super-duper interesting because Naomi, Bianca Blair and

Liv Morgan were all wearing white and Jay Carge was wearing black.

That has to tie in. But Bianca was very concerned that her friend was being beaten up as opposed to,

oh my gosh, maybe she did do it. Now we're speculating here, but maybe it's going to turn out it was a double hit job and these two are still in cahoots, especially given who Bianca Blair is now

wrestling at WrestleMania, this could turn out to be one hell of an angle. I mean, Cargol even took Naomi's

head and smashed it into one of the pods, as once again Bianca was like, no, and Naomi got

stretched out of there. That was it. She was done, she wasn't coming back, and Jane was like,

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