Cemetery Man (1994)

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Queer Horror, Gay Horror, Lgbt Horror, Film Reviews, Queer, Tv & Film, Gay, Film History, Lgbt

4.7 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Joe and Trace head abroad to Italy to walk Rupert Everett through his existential crisis in Michele Soavi's bizarro 1994 (or is it 1996?) zombie horror comedy. While both boys struggle with the bad dubbing, Joe is more appreciative of the film's mix of dry wit, philosophy and art history references than Trace, who reluctantly becomes more appreciative of the comedy as the episode progresses. Along the way, they discuss queer trailblazer Rupert Everett's fall from leading man status, the film's comic origins and reference Brandon Routh A LOT. Finally, the sexist nature of the film's online reviews prompts Trace to make a listener request that should turn Twitter into an R-rated raunchfest for the next week. Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter using the hashtag #HorrorQueers > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Support the boys on Patreon Check out the online articles on Bloody Disgusting Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.5	Nalsferatu. Wadu under 17-9 a minute without parent. Only in theaters Christmas
0:26.7	Day. Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.6	Sit in quietly. Once you've made the house all shiny. Down time can be just fine, plain bangers
0:36.6	from the 90s. Tea break. Lunch break. Maybe listen to the
0:41.5	ad break. Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right? It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time,
0:48.8	or time to visit your nan time. Go on. Play some other time. Put your phone down.
0:54.8	Tombollah.
0:56.6	Open for fun.
0:59.5	Terms apply 18 plus gambleaware.org.
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1:26.5	God I loved it.
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