Celestial Teal: The FA Cup final, the Playoffs and your headliner… Mike Dean
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Leeds, oh, Leeds. When will their nightmare end? Not yet, apparently. Frank Lampard’s Derby and Dean Smith’s Aston Villa will face off at Wembley after a frantic pair of play-off semi-finals.
There’s also a look ahead at a juicy FA Cup final, a theory on what Jose Mourinho was really getting up to in that hotel, questions about Pep Guardiola’s cardigan - or is it cardigi? - and some fairly tortured Watford puns, chipped in by one of you lot.
And yes, we saw Mike Dean celebrating Tranmere’s win over Forest Green Rovers. What. A. Man.
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Further reading:
Watford’s togetherness could be key to an FA Cup win:
Potential trouble ahead for Manchester City:
Marcelo Bielsa may not be leaving Leeds just yet:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48292197
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| 0:02.9 | Pfft! |
| 0:03.9 | Made with zesty lemon time from a small family farm in Provence |
| 0:08.7 | and essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine. |
| 0:13.5 | So, if three quarters of your G&T is a Fever tree tonic, |
| 0:18.8 | maybe it's time to call it a T&G. |
| 0:22.4 | Fever tree, mix with the best. |
| 0:26.9 | Oh, that takes me straight to the med. |
| 0:32.9 | Hello ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:34.9 | welcome to the football rumble preview shows, |
| 0:36.9 | Bond's about 3-6-5. |
| 0:37.9 | History will be made in the FA Cup final this weekend. |
| 0:39.9 | The championship playoffs, semi-scenters support and don't worry, |
| 0:41.9 | we saw what Mike Dini was doing. |
| 0:56.9 | My name is Marcus Speller, his name is Peter Dolcern, |
| 0:59.9 | his name is Jimmy Campbell, we have no loop more. |
| 1:02.9 | He's aware, he's in Santa Any Greece enjoying the, |
| 1:05.9 | I don't know, what are the other, |
| 1:06.9 | Scop lost cheese pie? |
| 1:07.9 | That might just be Scop lost. |
| 1:09.9 | Yeah, it's probably a lot of scop lost. |
| 1:10.9 | No, lots of oily food. |
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