Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station.
Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward.
Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing.
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| 0:00.0 | All right then we're back. It's Thursday. This is the Luke Peacht |
| 0:08.0 | I am the peak part of that particular formula. Luke is bringing up the rear as some kind of algebraic A B or X or Y |
| 0:16.7 | It's Luke Miller. How you doing mate? Yeah good if those of you don't know me I'm the guy who |
| 0:26.9 | Hit the headlines a week or two ago by jumping into that river and rescuing a puppy from an alligator in Florida without dropping my cigar. |
| 0:32.3 | That was me. |
| 0:33.0 | His cigar, you, your cigar got very wet during that encounter. I thought, what a waste? |
| 0:38.0 | What a waste? What a waste? |
| 0:39.0 | You know I thought to myself? I thought the only thing more valuable in the whole world than the life of this defenseless tiny little puppy |
| 0:46.5 | is this cigar that I bought in a pack of eight from Target the previous week. |
| 0:52.3 | So under any circumstances I will not be dropping it and I'd |
| 0:55.6 | rather the dog drop down dead and the alligator choked on it than me lose my |
| 1:00.8 | cigar or my very fetching baseball cap I was wearing. |
| 1:04.0 | Why is the, why, it, I thought Target just sold clothes. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah, just that was the first thing that came to mind. |
| 1:10.3 | I don't know if they sell, um... |
| 1:12.2 | A Bordaga, should have bought it from a Bodega yeah but that's they're kind of a New York thing though you don't get bodegas in Florida I don't think |
| 1:24.4 | do you know no I don't believe so I think they're more of a New York City thing but I could be wrong I follow the excellent Twitter account which I would recommend Bodega cats where a guy goes around all the different |
| 1:31.6 | Bodegas in New York City and takes a photo of all the cats that live in them because for some reason people who won't bodegas also have cats. It might be because I said this is a bit of a stretch and a bit of a reach but Pete you can disavow me of this if it's incorrect |
| 1:45.3 | but I think a lot of the bodegas are owned by people from the Far East and cats are a lucky sign right? |
| 1:52.4 | So... and cats are a lucky sign right? So, I don't know about that to be honest, but I thought they would have like a lot of |
| 1:58.3 | polygue has like deli counters don't they? |
| 2:01.1 | It's a bit of everything in there. |
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