Celery feat. Wax and Hani

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

With Kaz and Akaash out of town Schulz holds it down with Wax and Hani. They try to discuss the NFL draft and the NBA playoffs but mostly converse on why letting your man cheat will save your relationship. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What's up everybody and welcome to another episode of the Flaker and Supercasts.
0:08.8	No easy buckets analysis by assholes, watercooler, commentary for your sports needs.
0:13.8	I am not here with Akash.
0:16.5	I am not here with Kaz.
0:19.2	Um.
0:20.2	I am Kaz.
0:21.2	No you're not Kaz.
0:22.2	I'm here with two.
0:23.2	I'm here with two other people.
0:24.4	You might have recognized one of their voices but I was trying to hold off a little bit
0:27.9	more and try to build the suspense.
0:30.1	But um, but yeah right now, Kaz is, I don't know where Kaz is.
0:34.6	It's probably in some fucking White ass state trying to bang pale chicks where you could see
0:39.5	their fucking veins, Koi fish tattoos on their neck.
0:43.0	Uh, Akash is with his family and Houston right now.
0:47.5	We just did a show out there.
0:48.5	Shout out to Dallas and Houston man.
0:50.5	People came out to shows out there were great.
0:53.7	Houston show Dallas.
0:54.7	I think we sold out a couple of shows and at Houston we sold that show.
0:57.9	We should have done another one but thank you for everybody who pulled up.
1:00.6	That was great.
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