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There's no such thing as TMI here in Kid Nation.

That's like to tell my day.

I pop out with frosting on my nipples.

My husband loves playing with my butt.

He likes to slap it, smack it, make the funniest sounds, likes to squeeze it.

And now, here are the stars of the Kidcratic Morning Show.

Happy Friday, Kid Nation.

Yep, yep.

I will be hosting the game of the week at about 40 minutes.

And be careful, because I'm throwing curveballs today.

Oh, really?

Oh, like baseball?

Opening day was yesterday.

Herb balls are coming.

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