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We might have somebody go home early today based on it just went down.

And you didn't even have to announce a big guy just said,

I put my straw back in my mouth, I dropped on the ground five second rule yeah and then we asked him where did he drop and he said on the carpet in the studio

Which is

Possibly the grossest thing in this building.

It's never been washed ever.

Never been washed or changed.

This carpet is roughly 30 years old.

I feel like the five second rule matters on where you drop it.

If you drop in the bathroom you would not have done this.

No, no, no, I dropped it right here.

This is arguably worse.

This is worse.

Yeah.

Oh, we have rat.

We had a rat in here one time. Remember? Whatever happened to that rat?

Well, they've changed the floor in the bathroom more recently than they changed his carpet.

And I just remembered... And that's carpet, dude. It sticks. I think I peed over there.

What did you step on yesterday when you got out of your car?

That's where you're stepping.

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