People above your hands have to destroy.

Welcome to Conspiracy, the show, with your hosts, Adam Todd Brown, and Connor McSpadden.

Hey everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy, the show. I'm Adam Todd Brown.

I'm Connor McSpadden. Who are you? Oh, I'm Olivia Hyder.

Joining us for the second episode in a row. Not the second week in a row. We took a week off.

What did everyone do? Oh, I talked to Olivia on the couch The Last Jedi that's ever been had. And we did agree that Luke is probably in the soulstone. So yeah, of course. Yeah. I was excited because we talked a couple weeks ago, uh, we did a conspiracy theories, a conspiracy theorist buyer's guide episode.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. About all the things you could buy. Yeah, it was a fun one. Yeah, it's, basically they're giving it to you.

Like, you know when you have a friend on Instagram that starts a homemade soap company that goes under in three months?

Yeah.

It's the same bags.

Right.

You know?

And it's got a personalized note that is torn from an envelope, I believe, the piece of paper they used anyway.

A handwritten note.

It says, thank you for your purchase. Free gift, Black

Sun, Oregon, Skull. Namaste, Jason slash Oregon Odyssey. And this guy has bad handwriting. This is not

the craftsman's, like, fucking skilled... Terrible handwriting. Pen that I would look for from...

An Oregon Blaster. An Oregon Blaster does not fend off bad penmanship

and yeah the the we got the organ blaster which it looks like a dungeons and dragons dice it does

yeah it looks like a d20 i thought it wasn't yeah now how do we make it blast because right now it's just

being a rock i think it's just i think it's blasting in your face all the time

and it's so good i'm gonna talk all this shit and get like thumb cancer from holding this thing

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